A deux paramour

Back with a bang baby

2008-09-05T04:02:00.000-07:00

Yeah I'm back.

So what, right?

All I gotta say is: I ABSOLUTELY LOVE PAUL DIGIOVANNI!!!!!!

He HUGGED me.

He RECOGNIZED me.

He SAID " HOW YOU DOING ?" to me

HE IS FANTABULOUS! sorry cheryl

A tad obsessive? maybe.

PAUL DIGIOVANNI EFFFING HUGGED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We look great together, don't we? Okay, maybe not.

Okay, I definitely HAVE to get over this obsession ASAP.

I have been feeling extremely depressed lately. Where do you get anti-depressants?

Or do you need a prescription?

I am restless, fatigued. Body image has become my woe again. I am having suicidal thoughts again. I do not have patience for anything anymore. I screamed at my cat for meowing too loud. I know I have a problem, i just don't know what to do. I just wish someone would hear me. Someone would save me.

Please do not accuse me of being emo.

I have a problem and I'm asking for help.

It's a big deal if you knew who I was.

These exams are not helping at all. I am so afraid I will screw my future up. I know I most likely am stuck in this shithole of a country but I can't help but to feel I am destined for something more.

Please come.

Whatever it is that I'm searching for.

Once again its on the tip my tongue

Don't you wish it was done?

I'm afraid we're only at the start

You knew that this is how things are

Just take it all

I'm sorry for this crappy shit you have to endure but I feel it's almost too late.

Waddup PEEPS!!!!!!!

2008-07-14T00:30:00.000-07:00

I am now in the library in my school. I know!!! Shocking, right? But as much as I am reluctant to step foot into the school's library, I just HAVE to finish my DPA application. I actually didn't want to apply for DPA as I figured the chances were one in a million that I would actually get selected - because of my incredible resume and all ( in case morons were wondering, I was being sarcastic. ) - but it suddenly hit me that in order for me to even qualify for Mass Communication course in Ngee Ann poly, I would actually have to get JC standard results. So I figured, why the hell not?

What's the worse that could happen? ( Wow, now that's a phrase that would probably bite me straight in the ass. )

Anyway, in case there are anyone in this world who hasn't heard of the Nike whatever marathon, WAKE THE EFF UP!!!!!!!! This particular question has been asked plenty of times, "You're gonna run?!"

Well, the answer is, HELL NO!!!!

I'm only doing this for BOYS LIKE GIRLS!!!!!!

Gotta bounce, Bitch librarian is barking at me to get off the computer. Stationary hogging BITCH.

Bitten by the bug

2008-07-08T05:49:00.000-07:00

I CANNOT STAND THIS HYPERVENTILATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazed

2008-07-08T05:15:00.000-07:00

Are you effing kidding me???? What the hell is wrong with you psycho?? Why? Are you tired of wanking that mcroscopic thing you call your penis?? I did not want to sink to your level, but you have made it impossible to me. Did you really think you could get away with this? DUDE, apprently you haven't heard of technology. There are more than one way to find out who you are.

No life jerk.

And I mean that in the worst possible way.

As Renie said, if it sickens you so much to see my face then why on earth are you commenting on my life in which you are no way part of?

OH MY GAWD!!!!!

It just sickens you that I'm a way better person than you! Right now, I utterly despise myself to have sunken to your level.Save your face. Get a life before I call you out on your damn act.

2008-07-05T06:28:00.000-07:00

I'm using my phone again... Yeah I'm dead

2008-06-25T03:15:00.000-07:00

Thank you so much Felicia!!!
Thank you for helping me upload the photos. You have been my saviour.

Yeah, that's all.

I'm dead enough as it is.

By the way Felicia, you spelled photos wrong.

hey ppl photoes 4 u

2008-06-24T06:34:00.001-07:00

Holy shit

2008-06-16T19:09:00.001-07:00

You people are never gonna believe this. I am blogging with my PHONE!! I don't how well it works so it's gonna be a trial period thing. It still blows my mind that I can do this though... Still, there are the cons like for example I keep pressing the mp3 button accidentally hence having to navigate back to the posting page.

And also, I have to battle the urge to type in sms language which by the way is waaaay frustrating.

But still, it is easier and more convinient as
#1 My computer crashed;
#2 As Cheryl constanly mocks me for the fact that a tortoise could type faster than me;
#3 Google makes everything easier by formatting everything for my phone; and
#4 I AM SO LOVING THIS!!!!!

I wonder if I can upload pictures?

I can't. Damn it!

Yes!!! I finally got hold of a computer!!!!!!!!

2008-06-08T22:37:00.000-07:00

Hi people. Yes, I know I haven't been updating for a long time... but now I'M BACK WITH A BANG! I have a lot of stuff to blog about- so here goes... if I can remember that is

Let's start with the obvious, my rebuttal against.... who's this loser again?.... oh right, "critic". Of course there are a million names for him- and better, how about insecure dickhead?? Apparently, it offends this person that I'm black, which doesn't make sense because I'm Indian. Of course I'm not stupid, I do know you meant colour wise, which in this case is just a scenario of someone using BAD English.

By the way, thank you guys so much for standing up for me but you guys are way too fabulous to waste your time on such imbeciles.

Now, on to a more happier note, I'm going to blog about the Thailand trip. Of course, Enoch would disagree with me, that the Thailand trip was happy that is. I got really close to my section and now, we're basically inseparable. I'm very sure everyone is more interested to know about the scandalous details I learnt about them. I guess the most fun bit was that last night of the trip. We laughed from 10pm to 5am. We collapsed at 5.15am and I woke up next to Enoch ( Ew, DO NOT think dirty ) at 6am. Jun Rong by then was on the floor and the other two crushed the food we bought with their asses. The happiest moment of the trip? Taking a picture with :).

Facts:

#1 Felicia is really Superman in disguise but this fact cannot be confirmed because Jie Yi is really lousy at competitions, be it drinking water or pillow fights.

#2 Enoch is really attractive to gays. HAHAHA. This fact still cracks me up!

#3 Jun Rong CANNOT hold his liquor. For Gawd's sake, I drank more than him but you didn't see me acting figgin' weird. Oh yeah, he also apparently has 3 hands. Whatever, he said so.

#4 Jie Yi is just plain crazy. Oh.... and she laughs like a screeching car.

I would love, love, LOVE to upload the photos but I lost the bloody cable AGAIN! *exasperated* So, sorry Felicia... I miss Thailand. Especially that third floor of that mall I didn't get to go to : ( Also, everyone in my section, except Jun Rong, is missing someone or is missed by someone. Jie Yi misses Au, Felicia misses Euphonium Dude, I miss Bell:) and Enoch is missed by Afro, or was it Yiew? I completely forgot. If anyone wants to see the photos, just go to http://www.hssymphonic.blogspot.com/

I'm now getting real bored of blogging..................................................

I am also now in a HEEEEUGE dilemma. Poly or JC???? I'm so confused that I'm ready to kill myself. Seriously.

I feel like I'm in knee deep shit and so damn afraid to take the first step to my future. I don't want to decide. I cannot decide.

I have to decide by 16 June. It's too soon for me.

# random fact: I absolutely LOOOOVE All Time Low right now. Love them, love them, love them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They're absolutely AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the kisses are for them

I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-04-30T01:54:00.000-07:00

Hiya people!!!!!!

SAs are FINALLY over.

Although I still wish we could have SAs again... I know, I know... I'm weird. But still, don't you miss going home early? Actually, the exams were quite stress-free - but then I didn't study... no wonder my results are so bad. Got my Physics and English results back today,

Let me tell you.... The results are

KANASAI!

I can't BELIEVE I actually failed my compre!!! Thank gawd for summary ( wow, this is the first time I'm ever saying that ). My overall still managed to get a B3. But still...

Failed Physics. Mr Tan said that he could do something to make me pass since I had only 3 more marks to pass. So... Crossing my fingers here.

Passed Bio. Don't know Chemistry yet but am sure I failed BADLY.

Really don't care about the rest- is there something wrong with me?

Why is it that I am so sure I failed Chem badly?? Because the day of the exam, I was having 1 of those days where I was just too migrainy to think. Also vomited ( TWICE ) on that day so... yeah... it was bad.

Oh yah, I also wanted to mention that we have way too much for the Chinese paper 1. Seriously, it nearly drove me into depression yesterday. I kept thinking and thinking and my arm got numb and here were dictionary imprints on my face and... sigh, it was just chaos.

Thank gawd for Ben N Jerry's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saw two HOT angmohs at VIVO...... Hees:)

Also... I'd like to confess my love.

FOR DAVID DESROSIERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAN YOU SAY

HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going crazy!!!!!!!

I just found his Myspace account but it says he is from Brazil and I know for a fact that he is from Canada and he is FRENCH!

So yeah, I'm in LOVE!

Cheryl the red nose reindeer

2008-04-07T00:32:00.000-07:00

I cannot believe they actually SAW Nick Jonas lookalike yesterday!!!!!!!! Mark my words: YOU WILL PAY DEARLY!!!!!!

Anyway what did I want to write about???? Actually I don't know, so I'm just going to write whatever that's on top of my head... Oh yah, I watched the Oprah Winfrey show marathon yesterday. Yes people, I know that is lifeless beyond all reason but there was a men's edition and HOLY SHIT(!) are guys weird.... Who knew men were so obsessed with baldness and their penises??? So hence...

INTERESTING FACT # 1: With every 16KG of fat men lose, they gain an inch of their penis length. Strange but apparently true

For one,

what I'd like to know is

WHO CARES?????!!!!!

Except for men of course.

I want to see an ang moh now. A hot one!

Help

I'm suffering from Caucasian deprival.

Why am I suddenly typing like a moron?

Because I want to piss Xiu Li off.

So HA!!!!

IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatever, I have NOTHING to post....

I just realized my life has been an endless blackhole of despair....

Why on earth am I so emo today????

Probably PMS.

What the F#@%

Ok , I'm officially bored. I would post the mindless can whoring pics taken during photo taking day............ But ..................................I'm lazy

I was lying...

I am seriously tired of posting pics man!!!!!

Happy April's Fool Day!!!

2008-04-01T01:41:00.000-07:00

I FINALLY GOT THE DAMN EFFING INSTALLMENT DISC!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, now back to blogging. Suddenly I was plagued with depression today. I think I am meteorologic. Or I control the weather with my moods which would be way freaking cool.

Anyways... I am sooooo gonna like flood this whole blog with the pics I took (some randomly, some not). Oh yah, not relating to any of this at all: Jesse McCartney's new video Leavin' is so completely gross!!! How could you do this, Jesse????!!!!

So here are the pics:

Two little pigs sitting on the escalator.... Oink Oink

Mei Tuai.

The WIG!!!!!!!

I swear if it was the wig from the horror movie "The Wig", I would be wayyy freaked out.

The motorcycle helmet..........

I come in peace from the planet of idiota

Anzhu is totally torturing me!!!!!!!!! And yes, it hurts... A LOT

Cam whores

The many faces of Cheryl Liew Juan Yi

Gangsta

Emo

Nerd

Wait for it

ACT CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheryl and her boyfriend.... Awww.... Don't they look cute???????

Realising she has gone way too far with her cam whoring, I tried to kill her....

It didn't work.

tOTAL SPAzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2008-03-29T03:01:00.001-07:00

I effing cannot believe I forgot to feature my other new found love Nick Jonas!!!!!

So here he is

Isn't he the CUTEST????

I'm so about to faint.... Sigh...

And since it was because of Duckie Mama that I found Nick Jonas, I am going to honor the one and only with....

Blahs and craps and whatevers

2008-03-29T01:42:00.000-07:00

Ok, I still haven't found the installment CD yet so I still cannot upload those damn pics.

So, hence, I'm dedicating this post to EXTREEEME hotness:)

Or pure craziness - whichever you prefer... so that you can't comment

First up, I'd like to introduce you guys to my new love...

Adam G. Sevani!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait... is that how you spell his name??

Ok, fine... He's not the hottest guy on the planet and the fact that he may younger than me makes me feel all ewwwed out but he is sooooo CUTE! And did you see he way he danced??( For those who watched Step up 2) Like OMG! HOT!

The next one I've been obsessed with since watching Sky High

The pic is kinda small but the hotness is undeniable...

You are now in love with him....

Teddy Gieger has always been a favourite so it's obvious I would feature him.

Ok. Seriously... What's up with the small pics???!!! I'm pissed now*Silently fuming*

I have realised that alot of Adams are hot so I decided to feature Adam Brody

I'm not actually crazy about him but I decided to feature him any way due to the fact that he is a hottie. And knowing my extreme expectations... you KNOW it's a big deal.

And last but definitely not the not least,

JESSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JESSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And for Xiu Li

Happy? And yes. I did pick the crappiest pic. Ha!

Btw, I'm not proving I'm boy crazy or whatever by doing this- I'm just B.O.R.E.D.. And I so won't be doing this if I could find that stupid installment CD. ( Ok, maybe I would )

Also, these are the people on my most hated list.Most of them are censored so you won't know who they are

1) *** **

2)***** ****

3) ***** ***

4) Mr *********

5) *****

6)Bimbos who seem to run through out

7) ****** ***

8)****** ***

9) ********

10 ) ******

11) *****

12) Vanessa Ann Hudgens

ummm... Like... YUCK!!!!! For more pics, go to www.all-celebrity-gossip.blogspot.com for more yucky pictures.( wait just a freaking bloody second... I just gave free publicity to this dude/ dudette's blog. You owe me, whoever you are.)

I'm still bored... so yeah, I'm OUT.

Would you seriously just give up??!!

Wa LAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-03-24T04:23:00.000-07:00

So bloody irritating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cannot find the installment CD for my phone so I cannot upload the wunderbar pics I took of the last few days... Really sad riight now*Tears well up, threathening to fall*

2008-03-12T01:50:00.000-07:00

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2008-03-12T01:34:00.001-07:00

Fuck... I've made a mistake

Sorry... But I'm superficial...

Weather is crazy

2008-03-12T00:04:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, went to the BBQ meant for the graduating batch and the alumni by Roger Lee. I have no comments except for one: Why the hell must he choose a BBQ pit that's so far away and totally dark??!

I couldn't even see the bugs that attacked me!!! I swear there like sand fleas or something in the sand crap that I fell in. And like hello? I could hear frogs and toads everywhere and the toilets were filthy! Not to mention my shoes are totally ruined...

Okay... So I have more than one comment...

If not for the total lack of sight, maybe I would have enjoyed myself... But too bad....Lol ( Eff! Why the hell am I saying lol?? This is so unlike me. ARGH!!!!! I'm becoming a transparent mindless FREAK!!- and I just bloody insulted everyone who says lol... which is like everyone so I'm basically screwed)

Supposed to go the Lit drama thing today but the bloody thing was cancelled so went to eat breakfast with Anzhuzhu, Hayley, Xiu Li, Sin Yee and Kiat Yi. Sin Yee invited me- and everyone else -to her house tomorrow to like do stuff... You know, play Cluedo, Twister and stuff.

Anyways... So we went to eat breakfast but somehow ended up in school playing Cluedo and Twister. Sin Yee was the winner of Twister because Xiu Li's knee was squashing Hayley's boob and Xiu Li tried to get up to quit and made Hayley fall...so HAHAHA!!!!!!!( so evil...)

And me? I AM THE CHAMPION OF CLUEDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, so I cheated but that's not the point. The point is Hayley and Anzhuzhu are dumbasses.

Then went to hougang mall because Pig wanted a hair cut.

Got drenched later because of the crazy weather and got bus sick in the endless bus ride to Pig's house...

Gawd....................................................................

It's still raining......................................................................

I really hope it soooo doesn't rain on Saturday because I really want to cycle at East Coast Park, Ang, Ng, Orr, Chocolate Sei Moh watch ......

And...................................:)

POOLIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!

2008-03-09T00:45:00.000-08:00

Wah! Yesterday was oober fun!!!

First, went to band practice as usual. I was supposed to go to Lit drama but I didn't, simply because I didn't want to. I went to help Miss Jama to teach the juniors but Clement and Jackson came to help so I went for sectionals.

But people, do you really want to know about band? Boring boring band?? * Visualises people shaking their heads* I thought so.

Anyway... About the BBQ. I was supposed to meet Julie and Hayley at 3.30 but I was running late so I reached at only 3.55 only to find them even later than me, which made them 1 HOUR LATE!!!( more or less )

Met the rest of them, Elijah, Dickson, Liyin and Huiyi, eventually at around 4.20. Took the bus and headed to Pasir Ris park and cycle. Liyin didn't know how to cycle so she kept getting left behind( Sorry!!!! ). We rode to the beach and saw something written in the sand. Do you know it was???? It was " I HEART PIG". Hahas!!!! It was freaking hilarious!!! And I swear we didn't write it!!! I'll leave you to make the assumptions... heehee * Gleams shamlessly *

Went to the BBQ after that. Sherwin and Dickson immediately jumped into the pool. The water temptation proved too great and the rest of us jumped into the pool after eating, which wasn't a wise move because I kept burping...

Duckie Mama didn't want to jump in beause she was afraid her bra would show, but Sherwin lent her his P.E. shirt and Duckie Mama really looked like A RUBBER DUCKIE!!!

Pics in the pool:

Julie looks possesed..CHOI!!!

It was not as vulgar as it looks... Really!

No necks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PEACE!!!!

The spoil sport who didn't want to jump in. Okay, okay. she was as she put it " Bu fang bian".

Group of cam whores. HAHAs

People would think we were rehersing for a musical.

It never ends

It was supposed to be a formal pic but Dickson's inferiority complex ruined it.

TOTAL CRAZINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's all for now people! Blogging out! ( Gawd, I sound like some kind of sick SuperHero... )

2008-03-01T03:26:00.000-08:00

HOLY SHIT!!!!!! THAT REALLY WHITE GUY AT THE BACK IS PETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Turns out it's not only for cheryl's sick pleasure but also rachel's!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY IS HE SO WHITE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Cheryl is in love

2008-03-01T03:05:00.000-08:00

cheryl is in love

with KEN !!!!!

with KEN !!!!!!!

with KEN !!!!!!!!!!

I uploaded this pic especially for your sick pleasure Cheryl!!!!!

Okay, I'm not done

2008-03-01T01:05:00.000-08:00

I've now decided to post some random pics just because I feel like it...

Mwahaha!!!*Way evil laugh*

Artistic... no?

Apparently, Anzhu's fave pasttime.

Further proof they're actually retards... Hees

Cat at 3 days old...

Cat now...

I think people readind this post would be bored by now so i'll stop... for now. Mwahaha * Laughing evil again*

Complete Randomness

2008-02-29T23:25:00.000-08:00

I'm feeling bored today. Nothing much happened except for the few parts that I was feeling pissed. All I have to say is, if you don't care, why the hell am I even wasting my time by bothering?

So eff it. My horoscope said that my future is fast approaching so I cannot waste my energy on stupid things. * think positive thoughts, think positive thoughts *

So thus, I decided to post some JOKES!

Two Sweethearts
There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast.
They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl but she was never home and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return any letters. Even when he e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls and letters and e-mails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So what she did was this:
She took a polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but even more so, he was pissed. So what he did next was awesome:
He wrote on the back of the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and then mailed the picture to her parents.

Okay lah. Not so funny. Here's a few more...

Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
A: He sold his soul to Santa

Q: Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
A: He's all right now.

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.

Q: How do you get holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it.

Q: How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?
A: She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment.

Q: What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam.

Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.

Q: What is a zebra?
A: 26 sizes larger than A bra

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.

Lame but so damn hell funny!

okay... Another one

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?”
“No, I had to stop drinking years ago?”, the homeless woman replied.
“Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” the woman asked “No, I don’t waste time shopping?”, the homeless woman said.
“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”
“Will you spend this at a beauty salon instead of food?” the woman asked. “Are you NUTS?” replied the homeless woman. “I haven’t had my hair done in 20 years!”“Well,” said the woman, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead, I’m going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.
The homeless woman was astounded. “Won’t your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.”
The woman replied, “That’s Okay. It’s important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine.

So that's all for now.

I finally know how to cycle!!!!!!!

2008-02-29T01:33:00.000-08:00

Hi dudes and dudettes! Today, I went to East Coast with Julie, Ziana and Elijah... it was very stupid. No, not the trip but how we got around the idea of going East Coast. We tried as hard as we could to think where to go but couldn't. Julie even turned into a monkey!!!

See!! I'm not kidding!!!

Anyway, so someone said she wanted to cycle ( I think it was Julie ), so we decided to go to East Coast. We spent 1/2 an hour to think and only took only 5 seconds to think of East Coast and decide. Wtf?!?

So we reached and cycled. At first I was very shaky, but eventually managed except for turning and at first stopping- which proved to be of my demise later. I think I should get to the point. I SAW 2 HOT ANG MOHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( 1 looks like nick jonas and another 1 just looks hot!

But so suay and so damn pai seh lah!!!!!!!!! I fell in front of 1 of them ( the 1 who was just hot and he was wearing a white shirt ) TWICE!!!! The first time was all Elijah's fault. I told him not to come too close to me because I would start to panic and crash into him. Well, he did just that and I panicked and I screamed really loudly. White shirt dude saw everything!!!! AND HE BLOODY LAUGHED!!!!!! The second time he was behind me and I kanjiong while I was trying to get on the bike and I lost my balance and fell and while I was trying to get up, I GOT MY BLOODY FCUKING SHOE STUCK IN THE WHEEL!!!!!!!!!!!! And again, HE SAW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!! When he past me I heard him say " Whoa ".

What I want to know is... HOW THE HELL DID I GET MY SHOE STUCK IN THE WHEEL?!?!?!?!?! ( Bawling right now ). The curse of small feet. Ziana said he looked like he wanted to help but the rest of them ( Julie and Elijah ) came too fast.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is more. Yes people! There is a third time but with a different guy. No, not Nick Jonas but with some old dude. I was coming out of the bicycle shop when I tried to turn and ran straight into a tree! Like wtf lah. The dude who saw this said "brakes! " But really really nicely. Things didn't seem to go right at all.

But it all turned better after I saw Nick Jonas ( lookalike lah! What are you thinking?? ), WITH HIS SHIRT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And better yet, HE SMILED AT ME!! TWICE!!! I thinking it was that goofy expression on my face.

Oh yah, I saw a tenor saxophonist playing the beach. I asked him where he played professionally and he said he played on the beach!!! So cool lah. I think he's a jazz saxophonist and he plays there as an inspiration...

So that's all I have to say, Here are some pics of today.

Haha! So happy to be on the beach

so emo...

See!!! I got proof!! I did cycle!! See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil

Dumbass... Still sleep until so suang...

randomness

2008-02-23T00:09:00.000-08:00

Heys people!!! Nothing much happened today... Just the same old, same old... But I'm gonna tell you anyway. Woke up, went to band- that's pretty much it. Oh yah I actually went to that literature thing. Let me tell you, IT WAS A COMPLETE WASTE OF MY TIME!!!! And.... the sacastic bitch is on my hate list. Yes people, I have a hate list so watch out. I tend to hold big grudges.

Really, nothing much happened to me these couple of days. So... I'm just gonna be completely random.

This is how Jolin Tsai looks with all her make up ( and after posing Rihanna ).......

This how Jolin Tsai really (!) looks like.......

Okay, yes I know this is really lame. Sorry if I have offended any Jolin Tsai's hardcore fans ( not really). Anyways, I still have some pictures from today...

Retarded freaks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is what you get for posting the pic of me with the ears!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!

You had a bad day

2008-02-11T22:00:00.000-08:00

Had a really bad day today. Sometimes, I really want to slap someone's face. My limit of toleration is getting smaller and smaller. Superficial piece of shit and I wish I can get to shove it in his/her face that the things that he/she actually cares about. If he/she actually does care. Whatever. I can't believe I'm actually bothering.
This is not a reference to one particular person; it is a reference to people who bloody irritated me.

I'm dying. I wish the world can end right now.

And no, I'm not being emo, I'm being hopelessly depressed

That someone is so fake I'm surprised SHE is really a human being. I cannot believe a human being ( with the exception of Paris Hilton ) can be so superficial and selfish. It sort of sucks the life out of you really.

Paris Hilton is a barbie doll.
Souless.
Lifeless.
And... ANOREXIC

THE JESSE FAN CLUB - who's joining??

2008-02-10T02:40:00.000-08:00

I really nothing better to do

Jesse McCartney is HOT!!!

2008-02-10T02:31:00.000-08:00

Look at him! Isn't he dreamy??? No negative comment about this is to be tagged ( if you have nothing good to say the shut your damn mouth )

My mother is a bitch!!!!!!!!!

2008-02-10T01:04:00.000-08:00

Wa lao!!! Today had a damn bad morning. I asked my mother whether I could go Orchard today and she said" Everyday go out, go out! O level coming already, everytime never study!" How the hell could she say that?! I studied so hard for CAs - so that doesn't count? The fact that I got highest in class for maths and also the fact that I actually passed my freaking chinese doesn't count? The fact is : I AM NEVER GOING TO BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY MOTHER. Why the hell do you think a person like me would so easily give on maths last year? What's the point in doing well when my own mother can't feel happy for me?
Aiyah, sometimes I wish I'm not born to her but I shouldn't say that. It's just one of those days where everything seems to go wrong.

I did well for my CAs..KUDOS to me

2008-02-04T03:49:00.000-08:00

Wah fcuk man... I think Anzhu is trying to kill me with whisky... Im dying with every sip I take, How do people even drink this??? Anyways... I passed my maths!!!!!! Finally !!!!
Hahaha... So funny man... Anzhu's grandma thought we fake her when we say the whisksy is real because there was a can of jolly shandy next to the cup of whisky and both the colour is the same!!! So stupid man..
OMG... I just typed the above paragragh with damn broken english... and I can't play the damn recorder
Sorry for being so random today, I don't know what to write. Now for the real dilemma... I don't know which phone to get!!!! Aiyah, Dunno what to type already.. Next time then blog..
Shit, broken english again. At this rate, I'm gonna fail english!!!

In the computer lab

2008-01-22T22:47:00.000-08:00

heyys ppl... I finally update leh! Anyway, in the com lab now. I have alot to get off my mind but not right now. It's the wrong place and wrong time. So, for now, TAG PPL!!!!!

.......

2007-12-06T02:17:00.000-08:00

I AM DAMN EFFING BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got take a few pics of the last few days- I'll upload them when I get the chance. Otherwise, OMG can? Have I no life at all?? It's a rhethorical question. I'm now at Dicky Tang hse. Hayley and Julie are laughing their asses off, Dickson has a stupid face on( Oh wait, he was born that way[ No offense ]) and Anzhu is being bullied badly...
Btw, later, I have to go the funeral of my sec one chinese teacher. I can't believe she died man. Julie told me 2 days ago that chen lao shi died of cancer... No matter how she irritated me, I still felt sad when Julie told me she died. After all, she did make me pass my chinese.

I'M BACK!!!!!!!

2007-11-30T01:05:00.000-08:00

I'm finally back from camp!!!!!!! Full of mixed feelings right now, maybe blogging will help me.... Anyways, thanks to the saxophonists from Pierce, Regent, First Toa Payoh and Bedok North for all your support!!!!! I will definitely go to all your concerts and bring presents!!!!!!
Today break camp damn emotional lah... Most of us were crying because we realised the sec 4s won't be with us anymore since the ADDICTION II is over. And yes, I actually cried for them. What can I say? After spending 3 years with them, you can't thinking about band life without them. I was actually ok with it first but then all the sec 4s cried and thanked the band for giving them this experience that I'm sure they won't forget. actually I only cried a bit but I started thinking about my past experiences with them. Even if i may hate them sometimes, we're still a section no matter and nothing changes that. Any they actually took the effort into writing something for us. I'm now going to type what they wrote to me and I will reply them through this blog.( BTW, the colour of the pen and the colour of the paper doesn't match and all of your handwriting sucks but i still appreciate the effort)( any mistake is actually what they wrote )
Clement: Dear Chandine,
We have been working together since you were just a sec 1. We'd experienced and fun
but also conflicts arose sometimes. Most importantly, we had fun playing in together.
Good luck for next year sec 1 orientation! All the best
response: We haven't been working together, you have been teaching me all these years even
now, even though you might not know it. You must promise to come back help me
because I think I'll go crazy handling the section by myself... all th best for the years
to come.
Ryan: Eh! Chandhini! sorry I haven't been a very good "senior" for the section...and also not
very friendly when you were sec 1. I can see you love the sax section alot even though
you try not to show it. We love you too (not)... You did great as a section leader! I know
you will take care of the juniors, I have enjoyed playing with you!
love(not),
Ryan
response: I remember my first memory of you. All the juniors were sitting together and you
were weird with your extreme tallness and long pants. My impression has obviously
changed since 2 years ago and I will definitely miss you( not).
Jackson: Bye "dini"!
Be a good section leader, practice together and build strong unity amog the Juniors and
the Seniors. Make sure everyone is dependent on themselves.Anythings (questions)
you can just give us a call.
response: I definitely will call(sooner than you think). I will miss your always telling me what to
do(okay, maybe not), and try to come back sometimes. Also all of you try to play in
concert as official alumni... All the best.

HAPPY???? I'M FINALLY BLOGGING AGAIN!!!!

2007-11-19T03:07:00.000-08:00

Hayley, you very bo liao issit???? You every day nothing to do so you spam my blog lah!!! Haha... Today went to TM with Cheryl, Rachel and Anzhu. Supposed to go shopping but I can't find the dress that I want... Bloody hell.... Everything all bloody look the same and all is spaghetti strap. I wish I was a guy... They can wear anything and still look reasonably okay. Note: The word is reasonably. I say that because I have seen guys in purple and yellow skinnies and they look ugly!!!! That's because their HUGE butts are protruding out!!!!! Okay, maybe I don't want to be a guy because they look so alike, they look like bloody clones.... seriously, if you seen one shirt on a guy you're almost bound to see the same shirt on another guy whose haircut will resemble a million more guys of the world. I'm saying girls are different because they are EXACTLY THE SAME!!!! I HATE SINGAPORE'S FASHION SENSE!!!!! Anyways, these few days have been quite depressing. DISEASE, a disease has been spreading. It hooks on to the person it likes and it will never let go because it is that clingy. Not only that, the person does not know it is a disease until too late, when it has too much power . Usually the person does not know she ( usually she ) is infected just like the person infected right now... Okay, it is a parasite but it is harmless by itself . It is dangerous when it clings on a person and sucks the life out of that person and only the people closest to the infected person know and is deeply irritated by this disease. For the stupid people reading who don't know what I'm talking about, this disease is a person and I'm very irritated by this person and I'm sorta afraid that I will start hating that person....

I HAVE NO LIFE

2007-11-05T23:23:00.000-08:00

Haiz... today got band again.... But the the old ppl got come today so it was kinda weird... suddenly saxophone sect so big! Had to teach XIAO WANG BA DAN and the other invisible ppl again... nearly burst a blood vessel... so bloody[no pun intended] irritating! Enough about band, it's boring. WTF man!!! Today I had to wake up to my mother screaming at me. She was screaming at me because she wanted to go to the immigration office at lavender to make my stupid ic. AT 8 IN THE MORNING!!!! When I asked ( okay more like screamed at )her why so early go, she said that she cannot trust that I can do it myself. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???? Just because it happened the last time it doesn't mean it will happen again.( I think ). Anyway, whatever her reasons to shouting at me, I still had to wake up to chaos. It's cruel to force people to wake up to chaos in the mornings especially fragile souls like me.... HAHA, WHAT A JOKE.

FELICiA HATES XIAO WANG BA DAN!!!!!!

2007-11-05T02:06:00.000-08:00

Damn funny lah today. Sectional the time she kept shouting at XIAO WANG BA DAN....especially during the solo. I also don't know what to do. I can understand how she feels. The only solo she has and she has to share it with XIAO WANG BA DAN. To make things worse, he like only know how to play that solo because he only practice that. The rest of the songs also PLAY LIKE SHIT!!!! During sectionals sit there do nothing and then run off somewhere. WHAT THE HELL MAN!!!!!! And he is still so smug about the fact that he got that stupid solo. Come on lah... that solo sight read can play already what... But still it's funny to see felicia getting worked up and shouting obscenities at him.HAHA.

look at my cat!!!!

2007-11-04T04:48:00.001-08:00

2007-11-04T01:25:00.000-07:00

I cannot find a bloody blogskin!!!!! I hate anzhu's computer man!!!!!!!

I FINALLY HAVE A DAMN FUCKING BLOG!!!!!!

2007-11-04T01:05:00.000-07:00

sup peeps.
As the title suggests, I finally have a blog...
WARNING: DO NOT EVEN FOR A SECOND THINK IT IS GOING TO BE CONSTRUCTIVE:]
I am going to write about my meanless life as if u are actually give a damn about it so HA!:]...
[ I can't believe my first post is going to be something so fucking lame.]